Umlami wami #1 to #4

Umlami wami #1 USAYIKHUMBULA LENDABA? Yebo kulabo ekade sasiwa sivuka nabo kulendima kamabhebhana bazoyikhumbula lendatshana yami engabe ngiyibhalele ipage lami elabe libizwa ngokuthi iqhuzu. Well ke alisekho iqhuzu kodwa ezinye zezi tori zami zisakhona. Lendaba le ingenye yazo Ukubhala kwami le ndaba ingoba kwabe kunezigigaba ezithile ezenzekile phakathi kwami nomlami wami.... ngisemakhaya...kubo...nokuyisekhweni lami lapho ngithathe khona. Okunye kwesigigaba esiye sangehlela ngisemajukujukwini asemakhaya silandeka kanje..... Angithi nje....ukuba semakhaya kwami kwabe kuyingoba ngike ngavakasha ekhweni lami izinsukwana. Yebo angisho nje eyami induku yagawulwa ezizweni impela...lapho umuntu oyisivakashi esathathwa njengesivakashi. Angisayiphathi ke eka mkhwenyana indaba uphilisa okwenkosi uqobo. Cha imnandi impilo yasemakhaya futhi indlela abantu bakhona abamazisa ngayo umuntu owu mkhwenyana...kuze kungiphathise ngamahloni mina engaziphiwela ukuganga nokonakala. Ngikusho lokhu ngoba indlela engiphathwe ngayo ekhweni lami iyamangaza....cabanga ke baphatha bani mina kanjalo!....into evele ibuye ibone ngisho nabomakoti bosibali bami beshikizela bengihlonipha bechobozela kuvele kube sengathi ukhozi lubona amatshwele....ngizwe kuba sengathi ngingake ngimthole nje noma kube kanye....inkosi impela uyodela umendo...ngimfunge udadewethu uNomafu. Angisayiphathi ke eyabalami bami...ingani ngisho osbali besimame....kuvele kube sengathi nabo bayazi ukuthi ....njengoba begigitheka la be chobana nezinzipho bemoyizela ubala phambi kwami kulendlu engibekwe kuyo ukuthi.... badlala ngomlilo uqobo lwawo. Nokho ke kodwa ngihambile la ...khona uma ngingenza ihlazo elinjalo bese ngiyabanjwa ukuthi bese kukhona engikwenza nomlami wami noma umakoti walapha ekhaya! kungathiwani....bangavele bangidle bangifele osbali....ngisho lezi zinsizwa zalapha kulomuzi. Yawuchitha umuthi inkonyanye!....akwenzeke ngisekhona nje ngizohamba ngosuku olulandelayo.....kuvele kube ukuthi lapha ekhaya bazoya emasimini...kube ukuthi kusala umlami wami olanywa uye impela umakoti wami lo engize kuye lapha kulomuzi. Lapha ngikhuluma ngomuntu wesifazane ozwakala ngisho ekhuluma ukuthi cishe uyiqhikiza lezintombi endaweni....lokhu ngikusho ngoba indlela anemitheshwana ngayo nje...nanokuthanda ukuba ubhongoza phakathi kwabanye...kwenza ngicabange ukuthi impela uyilo iqhikiza... Kodwa ke njengoba sisele sobabili lapha umakoti wami nabanye bakubo besahambe nabantu abadala ukuya emasimini....kumele anginake phela kungabe sekuba sengathi ngilahliwe. Iqala lapho ke inkinga.
La njengoba elokhu ezongena abuye aphume nje kulendlu engibekwe kuyo....siyaxoxa xoxa nje...nokho uwuloluhlobo lomuntu wesifazane ongamesabi kakhulu umuntu wesilisa ngoba ngize ngimuzwe esethi...uma uke wadlala ngengane yakwethu nje uyongithola kahle...esho ukuthi ngiyoshaywa uye. Indlu engibekwe kuyo iwu round othanda ukuqhela kancane nezinye izindlu zalapha kulomuzi. Bese kuthi isivalo sakhona siyabonakala bandla ukuthi ulolu hlobo lwezicabha ezibiza kancane kunazo zonke e hardware. ...nakhona sesinezindawo ezihlanganiswe ngama plangwe nje okuthi noma kuvaliwe kodwa uma kuke kwaqondana leso sikhala nelanga ulibone selikhanya ngaphakathi. Elinye lamafastela akhona sekumane kukhavwe ngothayela nje ozimbobo mbobo...kwase kufakwa ikhethini eluwu laice...elilula nje. Kodwa ke bandla indlela okuhlanzeke ngayo kushaya umoya opholile. Nolapha phansi lendlu ifakwa upholishi iyacwebezela. Umlami wami lo njengoba sesisobabili nje kube ima ngibona ukuthi uyilolu hlobo lwentombazane eyiqhalaqhala ezikhulumelayo. Futhi nje kwamina akangesabi kwakungesaba njengosbali wakhe...uyazikhulumela nje. Cha yena muhle impela ufana ncamashi nalo owami...ngaphandle kokuthi yena uthanda ukuba mfishane bese eba isidudlana nje...esinomzimba oqinile. Ngebala ungamunwe....amehlo makhulu...asho ngezindebe eziwugqinsi...bese kunanyathiselwa okuyikhadlana elincane elivele lifike limenze kube sengathi ungunodoli thizeni nje...kodwa uma usumbhekisisile. Okungamabele akhe alingene nje asabukeka kungathi asemsulwa...bese ezosho ngo reverse womhlaba osekelwe amahips...okungathi ufake okusazigujana la emceleni kanti lutho ama hips nje ehlangene nezinqa. Ukuba ukhulele edolobheni mhlampe ngabe ngithi unyathela ngabantwana...kodwa ngenxa yokukhulela emakhaya...uvele wazoba nezihluzi ezimenza kube sengathi uma ehamba uyagoloza. Kodwa ke bandla uyabona ukuthi uzizwa kahle naye ukuthi ukhona....akesabi lutho ngomzimba wakhe. Nangoke esengena endlini...kungekho nalutho azolwenza kodwa amane athi uma engena nje athi...ngithi angizokubheka sbali...usakahle kodwa? Yebo sbali ngi rite...lapho uthe uma engena ngabe ngiphethe ifoni ngesandla ngimane ngiyiqhofoza nje okungatheni nami... ngizama ukuchitha isizungu nami...avele athi hawu ngiyakuphazamisa yini sbali ngikushiye? Cha sbali sani bengizidlalisela ifoni ngesandla nje ajukho lutho....yimi ngimpendula ngiyiqhafaza ifoni ngendlela yokuthi ngifuna ukunaka yena qede ngiphakamise amehlo ngimbuke. Avele athi...cha sbali ngicela ukubuza!
Ngimbuke qede ngithi buza sbali. Ungixolele sbali....ayi ukuthi kanjani ukuthi nje kade siphikisana la. Hawu sbali beniphikisana nobani...ngani? Cha wena sbali bekuyimi nomakoti lo omncane kabhuti...errrr...kodwa ayi yeka...qede ahleke. Cha ngeke sbali uyangethusa kanti beniphikisana ngani....yimi lowo sengifisa ukwazi ukuthi kanti bebephikisana ngani nalomakoti wakubo engike ngambona kancane emuhle futhi esemncane....lapho ukhuluma usehleli phansi esitulweni esikhona la endlini..kuthi mina ngendlalelwe isipontshi phansi engihleli kuso ngenabile...umbhede nanguya lapha bude buduze naye lapho ehleli khona. Cha sbali ungangithathi kabi ke neh!....awusiye u....#engibiza ngegama nesibongo sami.... we Qhuzu wena?....asho angibuke kwasakungitshontsha...qede amamatheke kancane. Kuvele kufike into ethi kimi angiphike....ngivele ngithi...cha sbali...omuphu lowo...futhi iqhuzu lani lelo okhuluma ngalo?...lapho ngiyazibuzisa sengimbheke emehlweni. Ayi...yekela sbali....vele kade nami ngimphikisa umakoti..ngisho ukuthi...amagama ayafana....yena ethi unguyena wena. Ima sbali wenzeni lo umuntu onegama elifana nelami?...ngisaqhubeka ngishaya sengathi angazi ukhuluma ngani. Cha....sbali asiyeke bengizibuzela nje....ukuthi kusuke kwaqondana amagama nesibongo sakho...angibuke kancane okungathi uyangeba... Okey...sbali ake kuthiwe nginguye...ubizothini?...ngisho ngihlala kwasa kuzihlela...ingani nezinqa sezithanda ukukhathala ukuhlala phansi. Cha sbali ukuthi nje izinto azibhalayo...ziyangimangaza...phela nathi sinawo amasoka kodwa lezinto azibhalayo...ezinye zazo cishe zenziwa abelungu kuphela...ayi thina bantu abamnyama.... Futhi ke nje mona nomakoti omncane siyaxoxa cishe yonke into naye....uvele asho nje ukuthi...ayikho yonke lento...lomuntu obhala la uqamba amanga. Hawu usho ukuthi nomakoti wakini uyazifunda yini izindaba zeqhuzu? Hawu...ehhhene...sizifunda naye...lapho siyohleka size sikhale izinyembezi. Lapha usekhuluma ulokhu ebhala ubala phansi la endlini ngokhunyana abeluphethe.
Lapho sengiqala ukuwuzwa umthondo kimi uthi fuku...fuku...ingani ugqoke okuyisiketi sesikole esenza ukuthi athi njengoba ehleli phansi esitulweni..mina ngihleli esipontshini...ngizibone izibhukuza zamathanga lapho ziqala khona ukuhlangana...ngibuye ngiwabone nangala emaceleni ngasemahipsini. Heeee...aiii uyangihlekisa...usho ukuthi kusuke kungamanga wonke lawaya?.....ngisho lapho ngizwa ukuthi usathane usengihlebele amaqhinga ke manje Hawu...vele nje...phela nawe uboyibona into uma ingekho....uma kuphikisa ngisho omakoti ke kusho ukuthi ngempela usuke ezikhulumela nje...into engekho...lapho angibuke awakhiphe wonke amehlo umbone ukuthi lento akhuluma ngayo uqonde ukusho yona impela. Ingani sengiqala ukuzwa ukushisa komzimba manje kimi....ngiyezwa nanokuthi lento esikhuluma ngayo engathi singayithatha siyibeke kwelinye izinga manje. Awusho sbali...yimi lowo...kukhona bani omunye lapha ekhaya...uhleli nobani? Ngingedwa nawe kuphela...yini wabuza kanjalo....ngimbone kuba sengathi uyexwaya manje. Ngivele ngiphakame ngigobele kuye emathangeni...ngimbambe amahips...ngimbone ethuka...engibuka kuba sengathi ufuna ukubaleka. Haaaibo!...sbali...yini manje wenzani? Cha sbali angenzi lutho...ukuthi ngifuna ukuzwa kahle lento oyikhulumayo....kanti nezinqa zami sezikhathele ukuhlala phansi.. Ayiiii!!!...ngeke lokhu okwenzayo ke manje angisakuqondi....lapho usho unokuzabalaza as if ufuna ukusukuma. Athi uyasukuma isifuba sakhe sizoshayiseka ebusweni bami...ezwe ikhanda lami limthinta amabele....ethuke ngimuzwe ethi ...hhhaibo! . Lapho isilevu sami sesivele saphusheleka phezu kwesibumbu phakathi kwamathanga....avele abuyele kuso isitulo athi lapho ethi uyahlala kube sengathi isitulo leso sizomwisa phansi. Lapho njengoba okuyisilevu sami sesinamathele phezu kwesibumbu nje ngisizwa kahle ke manje njengoba esehlekeze namathanga ngephutha sihlikiza ihlathi lezinza...sigijima phezu kukaqhotho ngaphezulu ephentini...ngimbone ebabayela ephatha kungibamba ekhanda abuye azame ukungigudlula ngezandla...ezwa nomlomo wami usushisa phezu kwaso qobo isibumbu ube usimamfuza okungathi kwamina angisaphilile ekhanda....ngimuzwe ethi...weeeeebuyaaa baaabooohhh...lapho usho uyagigitheka uyahleka...abuye athi...aweeeeehhh...sbali imaaahhh...phela Kukuwo lowomzuzu lapho ebona sengathi uyawa esitulweni elule izandla ethi uyabhalansa....kanti njengoba ezabalaza nje usehlekeza namathanga ngekungathi wenza ngenhloso ukuthi ngizifikele mathupha kweka sibali indephu ndephu yesibumbu. Kuwo lowo mzabalazo wakhe kuvele nalokhu okuyisiketi asigqokile kwenyuke kwenze ukuthi izibhukuza zalawo mathanga kuhlale obala....kanjalo neqhuzu eliyigcwele ephentini Ngivele ngizwe ikhanda lizula...kuba sengathi kwamina ngibhabhadiswa ngebhakede lama ice elingenza ukuthi ngehluleke ukucabanga kodwa kube sengathi lobo bumanzi bephenti okunokucwebezela ngenkathi kuhlatshwa ilanga okuhambisana nephunga lengquza esilungele ukubhejwa kuthi ngidle khona manje.Yebo khona lokhu osekwenzeka manje bekungasikhona ukuthi kuvele kwenzeke ngokushesha nangalendlela kodwa bengizitshela ukuthi sisazoxoxa no sbali...kube ukuthi...ngizama nokuzwa ukuthi yini le angayijwayele ukuyenziwa...kwezikamabhebhana Kodwa ngenxa yokwethuka izanya kwakhe usibali kuhle kwe nkomo yaseplazini eyi blamani..kuvele kucace ukuthi akusekho okunye ngaphandle kokuthi ke ngizwe ekadadewabo ka makoti wami namhlanje. Lapho uyagigitheka uyahleka kuhle komuntu obheme ibenzina...ngibuye ngimuzwe ethi...hlllliiiiihh...okungathi kunobuhlungu okuthile abuzwayo... Aweeeehhhh....maaaaahh...sba...athi uyangibiza anqamukelane...ngingazi noma wenziwa ukuzwa lokhu esengikuzwa nami... Ingani kulokho kujantuza kwakhe esantuza kuvele kwaba sengathi ungivulela ngamabomu amathanga ukuze ngizifikele mathupha kuyo indevundevu yengwuza embozwe ihlathi lezinza ezwakala igcwele ephentini engathi lizosampuka kwalona. Kulapho ngithe ngisasimamfuza ngomlomo nami isibumbu kanti ngizovele ngizwe sekushisa...kube nokuthamba engikuzwa kuhlangana nezindebe zami....kanti okuyiphenti kunembotshana eqondene noqhotho....ngibe ngiwuqhweba ngolimi...
Ngimbone kuba sengathi uyasukuma...kodwa ngenxa yesitulo lesi ahleli kuso....plus namathanga asehlekezekile...ehluleke... Aweeeehhhh. ..maaaaahh...imaaaahhh....kuzoqhamuka uNombusoooo asib.... Phela u Nombuso usisi wakhe lo okunguye engibizwa ngomkhwenyana lapha ekhaya ngenxa yakhe. Kube sengathi angizwa ngandletshana yinye lapho ethi sizobanjwa....ngibe ngiluphonsa phezu kuka qhotho ulimi...ngimuzwe engimpintsha ngamathanga...ngokushesha aphinde avele awavule kakhudlwana...athambe...kube sengathi isinqa usiphushela kuwo umlomo wami....lapho usethi...heee...heee...heeeee...okungathi umuka namanzi. Izandla zakhe manje sezilibhucunga ikhanda lami okungathi...izithandani uma zisuke zihleli epaki zihalelana ukubhebhana. Sbali....kantiii...weeenaaa...unqamuke umoya...angibambe ikhanda angisondeze kuyo igquza esephentini....kube sengathi ufuna ukungifaka ngalo kuyo.... Eshuuuuu....aweeeeehhhh....asivangaaaa...njeee emnyango...usho lapho akasapaquzeli ukuthi angisuke kodwa usepaquzela ukuthi...angiyihlikize ingquza ngomlomo. Nginele ngibone lenkululeko esengiyitholile esibunjini sika sibali wami omdala...ngivele kuthi ngoba izandla zami bezivele senza lokhu esikwenzayo nje nazo zilokhu ziwabrashe njalo amathangakazi akhe amakhulu....ikakhulukazi ngakulendawo engasemahipsini...ngivele ngilibambe iphenti ngilidonse khona emaceleni...ngimuzwe ephakama enzela ukuthi ngikwazi ukulidonsa lehle. Kodwa kuthi ngenxa yokungayazi lento engiyenza kuye...avele aphakame qede aliphushe emaceleni iphenti esagxabalazile enjalo...lithi uma liphakathi nawo amathanga...libambeke...avele abuyele phansi ahlale futhi...lapho.. usephinde wafikelwa umuzwa wojuzama ukungifihlela ingquza ngokuthi azame ukuhlanganisa amathanga.... Ngingalidonsi ngenkani...kodwa ngibe ngibuyela kuso isilwani sikansindo senhlikinhliki yengquza evele kulelo hlathi elimnyama lezinza....lapho ngi divela uqhotho ngolimi okungathi ngithi ngibonwa yini. Sbali...kodwaaa...minaaaa...lento....oyenzayo...angiyaziii....lapho usekhuluma ngezwi elingathi linesihosha. Futhiii...minaaaa....weeeeehhhh....maaaaahhhh kanti....eishhhh... Kulapho ngiphakamise khona amehlo ngambuka...lapho usesho ngamehlo abomvu tebhu...asevele aba mancane...akhala izinyembezi okungathi ungenwa ukugula kwamehlo uphenyani. Okuwumlomo akusavaleki...usekhamise sengathi inkukhu ishiswa iqanda...ulokhu eluma udebe lwangezansi....bandla usenkingeni umlami wami....uyafa ukuqhanyelwa. Ngibuke qede ngimbuze...yini sbali sami esihle ufuna ngiyeke yini lokhu engikwenzayo????? Angithi laphalazi ngamehlo angathandi ukuvuleka.....qede athi uyakhuluma izwi lihoshozele... Chaaa...sbali ungayeki....kodwa wena angithi uzongenza kakhulu njee...futhi mina angazi nje....futhi asivalanga nje emnyango! Kube angilizwanga elokungayeki....ngivele ngilidonse iphenti...emaceleni kuma hips....aphakame angilekelele...liye liyophuma ngemilenze. Ngimbone engathi ufuna ukusuka lapho abehleli khona kodwa ngivele ngimphushe ngendlela yokuthi ngifuna aphinde ahlale phansi esitulweni....abe ehlala..
Ngivele ngiwaphushe ke manje amathanga ngibe ngimdonsa ezinqeni ukuthi akasondele ahlalele maphambili esitulweni....lapho ethi hleke amathanga....ngibe ngikhangwa indevundevu yeqhuzu elimnyama eligcwele izinza. Ngenxa yokuhlekezeka kwamathanga lokhu esengimenze khona....kwenza ukuthi...ivele ihlekezeke nayo ingquza...kuye kuvele ama lips abomvu tebhu ngaphakathi....bese izohlotshiswa ngoholokoqo lukaqhotho okungathi uthayi...nawo osuzihlekezelekile ngenxa yokuqhanyelwa...kwaye kwavela okupinkinyana laphaya phakathi kuwo. Kuthi lapho ihlatshwa ukukhanya kwelanga...ivele icwebezele ingquza kanye nezinza kuze kube sengathi...iya shiner. Lapho sengingene ngaphelela phakathi kwemilenze emathangeni...izandla zami sengizifake ngaphansi kwesikibha ngimpotoza amabele...okuyizingono sekuqhoshe kwaqumba okungathi ama bullet. Bandla ingane yomfazi okuyikhanda sekungathi akunamathambo sekuxega kuxegile. Nalawo mahlonyana abenawo okuvezela usbali wakhe ingquza asevele amphelela...useyisantule inkosi impela ungafunga ukuthi use labour ward...usezolishaya phansi ikhanda lengane. Cabanga ke nalelo khanda yileli lami...elikhulu kangaka...nakhona elingadi kubuyela lapho elalivele khona kodwa lidlala uqhotho ngenkotha kuphela. Awemaaahhh...aweeeeehhh...eishhhh...aahhh....ooohhhh... Lapho angisazi noma usekhala izinyembezi zenjabulo noma ezobuhlungu.

Umlami wami #2

Noma ngingekho proud ngalokhu engazithola sengikwenza kumlami wami...kodwa naye wasuke waba nebhadi lokusala nami sobabili kubo kanti usele nento ekhohlakele isonakali uqobo lwaso. Mhlampe nje yena wayengaqonde kufuna mthonjwana kadadewabo ngokuqala izindaba zeqhuzu kodwa ke wakuthola okwabe sekutholwe abaningi....ngaphambi kwakhe. Cha khona ngampetula umlamu wami uyezwa...naye angazi ukuthi wabe engasabaleki ngani uma wabe engakuthandi okwabe kwenzeka. Ngimsondeza eduze nje ngimhlalisa onqenqemeni lweistulo ingoba vele ngiyazi ukuthi lokho kuzongipha ithuba elikahle lokuyikhotha, ngiyikwebhe ngiyihlikize ngokuthanda kwami ingquza yomlami wami oyisidudla ngolimi. Ukuthi uyazi ukuthi ingquza iyakhothwa noma cha.... angisenandaba nalokho ....okwami ukwenza lokhu ahlezi ekufunda kubhalwe phansi ukuze athi noma esekhuluma nalowo makoti wakubo kube nguye ufakazi wami ukuthi nokho angidlali futhi angiqambi manga.... kodwa ngikhuluma ngento engiyaziyo. Sengibuswa ilowo mqondo ke manje wokuthi...nalomakoti wakubo engike ngambona emuhle ethobekile futhi ebukeka enamahloni....inkosi impela kukhona okusina kumjeqeza.....okwami njengamanje ukuhlikiza ingquza yalo phambi kwami.... okuwumakoti kuzozizela...vele ushilo ukuthi baxoxa ngayo yonke into. Kazi uzomthela yini ukuthi usedlekile?...kuthi angihleke kancane Imaaaahhh...sbali ngizowa....aweeeehhh....usho nje angisamnike thuba kodwa ngishona ngivumbuka kuyo ingquza.... ngolimi ngimgweda ngalo ngiwucindezele uqhotho ngalo ngiwuzwe upaquzisa okwenhlanzi ikhishwe emanzini. Lapho isimanzi iyaxathuka.ingquza...aweeeehhh...maaamaaayooohh...lapho usho useyehla uyenyuka esitulweni...okuyimilenze ngivele ngayibeka emahlombe ami yomibili...okungathi ngiyigaxile. Ngiyizwe eyiphambanisa abuye ayehlukanise lapha ngemuva kim emhlane.. Indlela ingquza esisantuzeke ngayo yendlalwe phambi kobuso bami....uyabona ukuthi kwayena usezidelile. Ngiguqile esipotshhini lesi ebengihleli kuso lapho sekukhala ...unxaaa...xhwaaa kuhlangana ulimi nezindebe zengquza....ngizwe ngaye umuntu wasemzini ebubula ethi....aaaahhh...mmmmmm....uuuuuhhhh...lapho usho nje ngendlela aqhwishiza ngayo ungathi uma ngingamvumela azibeke phansi izinyawo ....mhlampe angavele asuke ngelikhulu ijubane abaleke...kodwa ke ibalekelwa kanjani into ethandwa yiwo wonke umuntu wesimame ukuchanyiswa? Ngiyamuzwa ukuthi tyooo ukhona akumandla isilwane uqobo lwaso...ngendlela angiphusha engicindezela ngakhona ngawo amathanga ewahlekezile.
Lapho akasakwazi ngisho nokungibamba usebambelele kuso isitulo engathi usaba ukuwa...akusathuleki...ukhala kuphela....aaaahhhh...mmmm...ooooohhh...mamaaaah....ngicela...ngingazi ukuthi ufuna ukucela ukuthini. Lapho nami ungathi ngiqala ukubona uqhotho....ngiwumunca ngize ngiwudonse ngimuzwe kuba sengathi uyoma uyamphelela....esitulweni...okuyikhanda lakhe selixega liqethukile esitulweni....engathi akasesabi nokufumbeka phansi ewa. Cha bandla naye unawo uqhotho bo... ilenhlobo ende elulekile ngokungejwayelekile kuhle komlomo we galikuni..lokho kungipha ithuba elihle lokuwumunca kahle....ooooohhhh.....awuuuuuhhh...angikwazi ke okunje.....uyasho lapho ungathi uyathemeleza. Angibambe ekhanda angicindezele kuyo ingquza...ngimuzwe kuqhaqhazela amathanga okungathi ubuye azame nokungimpitsha ngawo...lapho angiyinike thuba ingquza yakhe...ngingweda kuhle kwezinkomo uma zichobana ngalo ulimi....Yoooohh...Awemaaah...Sbaaaaahhh... Ingani ulimi sengivele ngalugaxa kuyo kanye imbobo yengquza..ngimgoqoza ngalo manje. Akhale kudume izindonga zendlu. Ungathi usekhohlwe nawukuthi lokhu esikwenza la siyakuntshontsha futhi asivalanga nasemnyango. Kepha isikhathi sokuyovala angisenaso vele ngiphuthuma ukuqeda ngaye.... Athi...lapho eqhaqhazela kuhle komhlanga emanzini phezu kwesitulo enziwa ukumuncwa uqhotho. ...ngibe ngimnamathele ngalo ulimi...ngimgoqoza ngalo... imbobo yengquza....ngiluphonse phakathi ngilushaye ngize nginqekuzise ikhanda..ngimuzwe ethamba...eyiphusha yonke ingquza ezongivala ngayo ubuso....lapho usekhala engathi umuka namanzi omfula....aweeeh...aweeeh....kwazeeee....kwazweee....kwamnandiiiihh...yiooo...sbaliiihhh... ngyaaaaachaaaaa....lapho usewavule wonke amathanga okungathi okungathi uzokhipha ikhanda lengane. Imilenze usevele wayiyelula yaqonda eyihlekezile ebambelele ekhanda lami kuhle kuka goalkeeper ebambe inkunzi yeshodi..ngimbone eshova ubala okungathi ugibele ibhayisikili....emlonyeni usekhipha umsinjwana okungathi uyakikiza. Ngenxa yalokho kushova kwakhe okunamandla ngibone ukuthi uzowa esitulweni....ngimbambe ngizama ukuthi angafumbeki phansi. Lapho izandla zami sezimbambe ema hipsini....kusho ukuthi ngi late indlela asepaquza ngayo enziwa ukuchama...aye awe...awele khona la eduze kwami esipontshini emendlalweni. Akasenandaba ingquza usalokhu eyihlekeze njalo ekhamisile....ekhala ahhhh...ahhhhhh...ahhhhh....efenda ubalala...kuhle kohlanya. Ngivele ngiguqe khona la phakathi kwamathanga...ngibe ngiqaqa uziphu...ngikhipha uhalakasha lwami nalo oseluze lwamanzisa ngisho ne anda kwaze kwazophumela ebhlukweni. Okuyikhinqi sekuqune ungathi sagila somgxuzulo...lize liyacwebezwela . Athi uma evula amehlo angibone ngiguqe lapha phakathi kwemilenze umthondo usungaphandle.. ulokhu upaquza nawo ujahe ukuyongena endumisweni..avele aphakame kancane ngomzimba wangenhla elule izandla asho angigomothele emqaleni...ngazo zombili izandla.... Weeee veeeleh ungidleeeh...Ngibheeeebheee sbalihh. Ngithi uma ngigobela kuye....akabe sabuza wabe eshonisa isandla phakathi kwamathanga akhe naye eqonda kuwo umthondo ewubamba ewukhomba kuyo ingquza. ...lapho indlela asewuphuthuma ngayo ungathi ucabanga ukuthi ngizovele ngivuke ngimshiye khona lapho. Lapho usuconsa amanzi umthondo wami ngenxa yokuqhanyelwa okunamandla..Abe ewukhomba uqonda khona kuyo leyongquza esimanzi ize icwebezela .... kusho khona ukuthi nawo uyazi kahle imbobo yengquza...ngiwuzwe ushisa ezindebeni zayo....ngikuzwe ukufudumala nokukitaza kwayo ingquza kunwayizela ngamandla lapho engihlangabeza ngesinqa nami ngiwuphusha uya..uyongena wonke..
Kube sengathi nami ngingakweqa amehlo...ngithi ngiyambuka naye awakhe amehlo sekuvele indawo emhlophe yodwa...lapho usengilekelela ngezandla ukuthi angifende...ukhamisile okungathi umoya ophilisayo #oxygen ayisekho kwakona lapho endlini. Cabanga ke uyisidudla umuntu lo...ngizwe kuthi ntamu...ngiyobhajwa kuyo ingquza kube sengathi ngibhampa kwi jumping castle.....asho ngengila....oooohhhh... Sthaaaaandwaaa sami....ngyakuthaaaandaaaa....sbali....aweeeeehhh...usho...lapho sengiqalile ukulikwebha iqhuzu. Ngiyehla ngiyenyuka okungathi ngenza I swimming...laho umthondo ngiwuzwa kungathi uliguduza lonke igolo lakhe...okumlami wami sekulokhu...kuthe nje.... aweeehh... aweeehhh... aweeemaahaaahh.
Ngikwebha elikabani ke!!!!...amandla alaphaya kulowa muntu wesifazane angiwazi....lapho...ngithi njengoba ngimfenda nje asazibekile phansi...angibambe ngqi....angisobozele kuhle kwe anaconda isobozela isilwane esithile...ngisizwe isinqa sesidudla...sintamuzela sifenda engathi umthondo uyawuqala....asho kakhulu... Yoooohh... Aaaaahhh. Lapho...usengibiza ngawo wonke amaganyana amnandi....ooooohhh..sthandwa sami...ooooohhh...myyy...babyyyy...waze washisa kahle...usho nokuzama ukungibula nakho kumpethe la ukuqhanyelwa amehlo awasavuleki. Ngizwe ukuthi...indlela angibambe ngayo ungathi kwamina ngizonqamuka isinqa...kodwa ke akukho okunye engingakwenza yimi omsukelile....lapho yimi manje osepaquza...ngibone ukuthi indlela engizokwazi ngayo ukuthi ngiyenze lento engizama ukuyenza la... kodwa okubukeka sengathi ngisehluleka okwamanje.... ukuthi ngimane ngibambelele phansi ngiphakame ngesingenhla. Lapho ngibe ngisiminca sonke isinqa sami...ngiwuzwa ke manje umthondo ukuthi wayithinta leyandawo ebengivele ngifisa ukuyithinta....akhale kakhulum.....ohhhhhh....ngyachaaaaama....fuuuuuthiii...usho nje sengizwa kuyimi manje osephethe isitelingi...lapho isidudla esingumlami wami sesivele sayilahlela le imilenze uze abhalanse ngayo njengoba engazibekile phansi naye efenda nje. Ngimuzwe efenda kungathi uyadlikiza....lapho mina sengiwuphonsa kuwo wonke amakhona engquza umthondo....akuze kube sengathi ngiyawugunquzisa phakathi....akweqe amehlo....ngimbone eyothwala izandla ekhanda...akhamise....naye abe ephusha isinqa ekuze kube sengathi silenga emoyeni. Feeeeeendaaa....babayyyy....awuuuuueeeee....fendaaaa ngamandlaaaaa.....iyoooooohhh....lapho sebuye wazongibamba esinqeni....wangiqinisa....engidonsela kuyo ingquza. Sengijuluke ngimanzi te.... Ngizwe kungathi kusiphuka izinwele kimi.....ngizwe kuthi...angibhongise okenkomo ezobulawa....lapho...ngiyawuzwa umthindo ukuthi indlela okungathi usuqine ngayo...laphaya phakathi...ungathi uzoqhuma. Babyyyyy.....ooooo....baaaaabbbbyyy....ashooo...aze aliphakamise ikhanda kube sengathi uzama ukungibuka. Ngenxa yalokho kwenza kwakhe ngiwabone esesondele ebisweni bami amabele...ngibe ngilidumela ngilincela....ngomelela kulo...okungathi ithole ekade ebeliboshiwe esisingeni.....asho...eshuuuuuu....chaaaaamaaaa...phela naweeee...chaaaamaaah...usho uyadlikiza ubuye aphakame aphinde azidedele ayowa ngomhlane. Lapho sengiyagqiha nami ngenziwa isidudla esingu mlami wami...nami ikhanda ungathi alisathathi kahle....lapho sengifenda ngize ngilume udebe lwangezansi ngiphusha isinqa...kulapho ke okwaba sengathi...ngisemaphusheni....uma ngizwa okungathi kuyakhuluma ngaphandle....izwi...lithi....sisi...yekani leyonto eniyenza lapho...naba abantu abadala beza.... Ngenxa yamandla anawo umlami wami lo...avele angiphushe kuhle kwephepha....athi....sbali...esho...kwasakuhleba....weeee....umakoti lowo...suka...suka. Asho lapho sengiphonseke laphaya...nomthondo omile osulokhu upaquza ubala. Ngimbone ethi vumbu kuhle konyazi...ethatha iphenti lakhe...engabe saligqoka nakuligqoka kodwa evele elishutheka ngaphansi komendlalo lo nawo osuyinhliphi nhliphi ngenxa yokushudulisana. Abe esukuma eqonda ngasemsamo okungathi kukhona abezokuthaha lapha endlini abe evuka nethileyi ebelikade lizihlalele laphaya....aqonde ngasemnyango...eseshwampuzela. Lapho nami ngibe ngisala ngizama ukubuyisela umthondo wami osasaqhanyelwe engathi...uzoqhuma ebhlukweni...mangibuka ngaphandle nabaya bedlula abantu abadala kudlule isikhashana kube kungena lo owami okunguye engize ngaye lapha ekhaya endlini...ethi...awuuu...pakithi isithandwa sami...kade sengikukhumbule.....usale kahle kodwa no sisi????

Umlami wami #3

Mhlampe ingakho nje ibhayibheli lithi kwelinye lama vesi alo....#uma iso lakho likonisa likhiphe. Lokhu ngikusho ngoba noma ngiye ngasala ngiwugodo ngidlala ukuqhanyelwa okukhulu lokhu ebese ngibona nami ukuthi sekuseke kancane ngingene endumisweni....njengoba sabe sidlana kanzima nomlamu wami...kodwa ukungena kukamakoti wami bandla engazi luuutho... ngehlazo acishe wangibamba ngikulo....lokho kwavele kwenza ukuthi ngiwuzwe uthamba ngokushesha umthondo wami nami ngizidliwelwa unembeza. Kodwa isimanga nesibindi somuntu wesimame esimangalisayo...kwenza ukuthi umlami wami kungapheli nasikhathi esingakanani nje esukile elawini lezimanga... kodwa ngithi ngiyambona nangu esetheleka futhi ... cabanga esasekhona nanodadewabo....lapho ngiyambona nje ukuthi ungathi akazi nokuthi yini le azoyifuna la kulendlu. Ukuthi yini le esimenza enze izinto ngalendlela angazi....ngoba phela yena wabe eseyidlile indoda kasisi wakhe omncane waze wabanjwa oqotsheni umakoti wakubo omncane..... kwabe sekufanele avele ahambele kude nami....futhi ashaywe inkunzi yamahloni ngalokho okwabe kusanda kwenzeka. Kodwa mhlampe ngicabanga ngalendlela nje ...ingoba ngingekho ezicathulweni zakhe...futhi ngingazi noma kwayena wayebe esechame ngokwanele yini?...phela kuliqiniso ukuthi abantu besifazane yibona bantu abaluthokozela ngempela ucansi ukusedlula thina siyisilisa.... futhi ukuchama ephindelela kuye ....kuyinkomba yokuthi lowo abhebhana naye uyihlikiza kamnandi ngalendlela emthokozisa ngempela ....kahle kahle iqiniso elingephikwe ukuthi abantu besifazane basehlulela lee kude uma kwenziwa umabhebhana. But then that would be a topic for another day. Kodwa ke mina ngababaza isibindi sakhe sokukwazi ukuphinde abuye azongena la endlini kungakapholi maseko nje. Yizwa ke!.... uthi engena nje abe ethi...sisi...kade ngizwa umama engathi uyakumemeza exhibeni... Ngokusho kwakhe kanjalo ingani uyazi ukuthi noma kanjani kuzomele asuke aphuthume uNombuso ukuyozwa ukuthi ubizelwani ngumama wakhe. Kuthe nje ngokuba ephuma uNombuso wabe esala eqonda ngaphansi kwezingubo... lapho eye wafihla khona iphenti lakhe ngesikhathi sesibhudubhudu. Awe kulo alithathe...qede abe ethi...ingabe uyazi ukuthi umakoti kaade emile laphaya emnyango esibuka? Lapho usho ukhuluma kwasa kuhleba engibuka kwasa kungeba...etatazela ethatha iphenti lakhe elishutheka ephaketheni. Kodwa kade ngikutshela sbali ngithi sizobhaqwa...yabona ke manje?.....angazi ngizoba yini mina kababa!....usho lapho ucwebisa izinyembezi emehlweni.
Eyi...mlami wami ngiyaxolisa....nami angicabanganga. Uzosho yini kanti umakoti wakini ukuthi usibhaqe sibhe....ngizibambe ngingabe sawuqedela lowomusho ...nami sengenziwa ukwethuka. Eyiiii...angazi....kodwa nje uselokhu engibuka ezihlekisa ubala...futhi nawe umzwile ethi asiyeke leyonto esiyenzayo. Noma mhlampe angangasho lapha ekhaya kodwa uzomtshela ubhuti omncane umkhwenyana wakhe....eyi waze wangifaka ehlazweni!!! kodwa bengilingwe yini nje? Kuthi angivele ngisukume ngihambe khona ngaleso sikhathi uma sengimuzwa ephatha indaba kabhuti wakhe lo owumkhwenyana kamakoti osibambe oqotsheni...phela ngiyamazi ukuthi alufakwa lubuya nawe kuye...uluhlaza kabi. Ngithi ngisacabanga lokho nami sengizulelwa ikhanda....abe eqhubeka umlami wami ethi...futhi nje uzomtshela nje noma kanjani njengoba kusasa eya kuye...uzofike ayichaze yonke indaba...nkosi yami ngaze ngaziyala!!. Eish!..uyahamba futhi umakoti wakini kusasa uya kubhiti wakho?....kube kuzwakala izigi okusho ukuthi uNombuso usebuya exhibeni...abe ephambana naye emnyango ephuma umlami wami uNombuso engena engasangiphendulanga. Yazi nje ngikhathele kade susemasimini ...kodwa futhi umama ufuna kube yimi owenzana netiye...futhi indaba yalapha ekhaya ibuye ingicike nje!...kuzomele usheshise Sompisi wami ungithathe sichanguze ngikhathele nami manje indaba yalapha ekhaya...ke ngiyotatazelela abantu basemzini kini...ekhuluma u Nombuso kuzwakala ukuthi unokucikeka nokho. Hawu!...omakoti bengaka la kini...kanti bona benzani?...yimi lowo ngizama ukuqhuba inkulumo ...ngizwa ukuthi khona ngiphelile ngaphakathi ungathi ngiyigobolondo nje.
Weee!!!....phela lo omdala umakoti sewaphenduka umama walapha ekhaya...uye oseshaya imithetho..osengcono uye nje lo okabhuti omncane akakangenwa ilomqondo walaba anye ...naye angimazi noma ingoba esafika yini...mhlampe naye usazoliveza elakhe ikhanda .... kodwa ke okwamanje inkinga ukuthi uyapakisha phela uzokhuphuka kusasa aye kubhuti egoli....yingakho nje kade siye naye emasimini...ubhuti uwuthanda kabi umbila...ke ngabe sengicabanga nawe sweetheart wami ukuthi kambe nawe uhleli uthi uyawuthanda...ngabe sengiyuyokukhothozela... ngizokuphekela. Uzowuphatha ube umphako wako wendlela...asho ahleke. Ngokwakhe njengoba ehleka nje ungathi ubeqonde ihlaya...kodwa manje mina livele limane lidume nje ikhandanda...kube sengathi ngimzwela lee...kude...ingani ngidliwa unembeza waleli hlazo elingaka elingacishe livele......ekhanda lami kuduma izihlonono nje...ngiyathatha ngiyabeka ngibalisa ngenhliziyo. Kuthi lapho kufika khona umcabango othi kambe akusensuku zatshwala yonke lendaba ihlale obala...ingani ushilo kahle kamhlophe umlami wami ukuthi umakoti wakubo uzofike amtshele noma kanjani ubhuti wakhe le egoli...kumane kubande amathumbu kimi...kube sengathi kunomoya oheleza ngaphakathi esiswini ngizizwe ngilamba ngibe ngidlile... lowo moya ungenze ngizizwe kungathi angisiye lo engizazi nginguye...kube sengathi ngingenwa ukugula okuthile. Hawu lovey...kwangathi awukhululekile nje emoyeni yini sthandwa sami kukhona esengikuphoxe ngakho yini?....lowo uNombuso usebuza ngoba ebona lendlela engiyiyiyo. Ngimane ngiveze amazinyo nje lapho ngithi ngiyazihlekisa....cha sthandwa sami akukho lutho ....ukuthi ngicabanga lendlela umuntu asazoyiithatha kusasa...phela likude izwe lenu. Hawu...sthandwa sami kanti ukhathazwa ubala...thina sesayijwayela lempilo.....ukuvuka kusempondo zankomo sinqamule amagquma namathafa siyolinda ibhasi lee esitobhini kwa Mkhalalambazo...ngaphansi kwentaba akusasikhathazi...lapho ukhuluma nje uNombuso ngiyezwa ukuthi ngokwesimo engikuso angisafisi kwakuba lapha kubo....eish!...kazi kuyosa nini nginyamalale ngiphele kulendawo! Lobo busuku abuzange bufane nezinye....cabanga bandla okuyingane yabantu noma isiyoba yoba ingibamba ingiyeka idlalisa nokhuboni ilindele ukuthola kwazise ngomuso kusempondo zankomo kufanele ngivukile...kodwa kwavele kwazifanela nje...phela ayikho into eyisithutha njengomthondo...awuzwani kabi nengqondo exinekileyo. Okuwumthondo kwavele kwaba sengathi kuyashwabana...kwangake kuthi ndaa...kuyini khona ukuqhanyelwa noma kancane nje. Ave kunzima ukungavuki kwenduku kwenza umlisa abe nolaka angalwazi luphuma kuphi. Yikho ke lokho okwagcina sekungihlasele....ngaqala ngakhala ngenyongo, ngabika ukuhlaselwa umkhuhlane....kwanjeya... lutho ukuvuka umthondo. Ngoba uyabekezela bandla umuntu wesimame...kuthi noma kunzima kunjalo kodwa wamane waziduduza ngokuthi cha akusenani kuyobuye kulunge. Kulapho ke ngezwa khona ukuthi lokhu okwenzekayo nami angikuthandi kanjani kepha kube kungekho engizokwenza...umthondo awuvuki. Noma kwagcina kumthathe isikhathi eside nje bandla u my dululu ukulala ngenxa yokuqhanyelwa elunywa uqhotho ufuna umthondo... kodwa wagcina ngokuzumekile walala.
Okwami kuyefana nokuthi angilalanga...lokhu ngikusho ngoba indlela eyabe ibalisa ngayo inhliziyo nami... ngibona nobuhlungu osebuzwiwa isithabdwa sami bokungawutholi umthondo waso ngenxa yobudedengu bami...lapho nami kuthe noma sengizwa ukuthi engathi uselele...ngike ngenze imizanywana bandla ngize ngiwubambe umthondo ngiwushayise indlwabu...nginethemba lokuthi uzoqhanyelwa bese ngisivuse isithandwa sami ngisithokozise ngokomthetho oyingcwele wasebhayibhelini .....ngisibhebhe....kodwa kuvele kube zinhlanga zemuka nomoya...esikhundleni sokuthi ngiwuzwe ukhukhumala umthondo wami kodwa esikhundleni salokho kuvele kube sengathi ngiwuzwa ushwabana kakhulu kunakuqala. Okusempeleni akuzange kube isikhathi esithokozisayo empilweni yami leso. Bandla avuke umntwana wabantu nasekuzeni kokusa athi uyazama ukunginyakazisa ngoba ezitshela ukuthi mhlampe kuzoba ngcono manje kodwa kuvele kuzifanele nje...ungake uthi ndaaa umthondo. Avuke bandla elunywa enjalo umntwana wabantu...ubhotshisi ulobiza eqhanyelwe..emanzi te...kepha ngibe ngingenakumsiza ngalutho ayongilungisela amanzi ukuze ngibhave bese ngiba indlela. Yebo bayakwazi ukuba nesineke abantu besimame noma isimo sabe sinjalo kodwa akakaze nje nakancane akhombise ukuthi kukhona abekufuna ebusuku endodeni yakhe kepha wangakuthola...waba nguye nje...kwaba sengathi akwenzakalanga lutho. Ngisho noma esengiphelezela engikhipha nje...angizange ngisole lutho...umuntu owabe edliwa unembeza nje kwabe kuyimi kuphela. Ngingeke ngazi ke...phela noma umuntu angabukeka elunge kangakanani futhi ethembeke kangakanani...angeke wamazi akwenza ngaphansi kwezingubo eselele yedwa...ikakhulukazi emuva kokuqhanyelwa okungakaya okwakumbambile...cishe wasale wazishayela indlwabe wazihlikiza wamane wedlulisa lolo lukuluku. Kulapho sengimi esitobhini ngibona khona okuyisithunzana somuntu sisondela....uma esondela eduze kube ima kubonakala ukuthi lo oza neno ungumuntu wesimame. Afike ame kude buduze nami...ingani kusamnyama kusekuzeni kokusa....ngiyacabanga ukuthi naye wabe engazi nokuthi ngingubani njengoba ngimi laphaya nje silinde ibhasi. Kuze kube ima kuqhamuka ibhasi lapho ngibona kuthi uma ehlatshwa ukukhanya kwamalambu ebhasi...ngimbone ukuthi...engathi ilowaya makoti wakubo ka Nombuso lo omi laphaya....shame...ezibonakalela uyazesabela. Ngenxa yokuthi vele simi sobabili la kulesi sitobhi akukho omunye umuntu okhona ozogibela ibhasi...kusho ukuthi sizolandelana vele uma sesiyongena ebhasini. Lime ibhasi atatazele nalezo zikhwama zakhe aziphethe..ngenxa yokuthi uyedwa kanti nalesi esinye isikhwama sikhudlwana kufanele ngimsize ukusifaka ebhasini.
Kulapho sesimi sikhokha ebhasini kumshayeli ethi...hawu!..kanti uwe sbali lo omi laphaya. Ngivume qede ngithi....cha nami bengingaboni ukuthi kanti uye lowaya obemi laphaya. Ahleke kancane qede athi...kodwa mina bengike ngasola...ngoba bengike ngezwa ukuthi nawe uyahamba namhlanje.. kodwa bengingeke ngizokupekequla ngibukisise ukuthi uwena ngempela yini...phela abantu sebeyesabeka nakhona la emakhaya akusathenjwa muntu. Lapho sesikhuluma nje siyalandelana siyohlala phansi...bakhona kona abantu asebekhonyana la ebhasini..kodwa bayingcosana impela. Ukukhanya kuleli bhasi akukuhle neze kunamalambu akhona la ngaphakathi angakhanyi kwakona....amanye alokhu ekhanya abuye acise...kuyazicacela nje ukuthi ibhasi elidala nje elinganakiwe kangako ngokulungiswa. Noma bengingacabanganga ukuthi singahle sihlale sobabili...kodwa kuthi lapho ngimlandela ehlala phansi mina ngimfakela lesi esinye isikhwama kukheriyana..ngenhla kwekhanda lakhe..ngimbone ehlehlela eyokwencika eduze nefasitela...kuba sengathi ushiyela mina indawo yokuhlala la eduze naye...ngivele ngisho ngihlale eduze kwakhe. Plus noma kumnyamana khona la ebhasini....ngithi uma ngibuka izinqa zakhe ezibumbeke kahle zimenza abe umashudula womfazi ngizwe inhliziyo ishaya iphuthuma. Abe ethi....cha nokho nisheshile ukuvuka....engathi bowazi ukuthi lelibhasi lizovele lisheshe lifike namhlanje....phela ngezinye izinsuku alinqeni ukuzifikela emini kwa bha...kokunye abantu balilinde baze bagoduke lingake lifike...futhi indaba yala ngakithi yokuba nebhasi elilodwa elihamba kanye ngosuku iyinkinga kabi...lapho ukhuluma nje akangibuki kodwa ubuka ngaphandle noma kusemnyama khona kubonakala ukukhanya okuncane kwamakhandlela laphaya nalaphaya emizini yabantu...asebevukile. Mina njengoba ekhuluma nje ngizama ukumbuka...yize khona ukukhanya kwalapha ebhasini kufiliza nje kodwa ngiyambona kancane lapho kukhanye enye iglub uma ibhasi lishayisa emabhampini ibuye icishe. Hawu! Kanti nawe ungowakhona la kulendawo yini? Yimi lowo ngimbuza....athi yebo yize noma ke izigodi zethu ziqhelelene...kodwa nami ngizalelwe khona la ngakhulela khona futhi...futhi yilo leli bhasi engahlakanipha ligitshelwa uma kuyiwa ethekwini kuze kube imanje. Njengoba kuya ngokukhanya nje kube ima ngimbona kahle lomuntu engixoxa naye ukuthi unjani... Cha akamdala lomakoti...uma engenawo u18 cishe uno 20. Njengoba sekukhanya nje nami ngikubuka okuwumakoti ka sbali wami...kube ima ngibona ukuthi cha yena wakhetha kulentombazane.. Yinhle ebusweni...isho ngamashiya anakhulu...angenziwanga lutho..bese waba namehlo amakhulu...nomlomo oyindilingana kodwa onezindebe eziwugqinsi...ebusweni uphuphuzela uboya obuyihwanqana eliphuma ngaphansi kweduku leli alifake ekhanda. Ufake I jacket emnyama angayifasile ngaphambili mangithi jeqe laphaya emabeleni...ngibona izimbulunga zamabele ezingaphansi kwesikibha esimhlophe...okungathi asamile...ngingazi noma enziwa ubra yini noma indlela adaleke ngayo.
Njengoba ehleli phansi nje lapha esiswini ushile...okunenza kube sengathi uyilamba lidlile. Bese wazofaka isiketi esiyilolu hlobo okungathi suyiphinifa esivele simenze abe imvukumvuku la kwisingezansi sakhe. Ngebala uyi darky nje elisho ngamehlo amhlophe alifanelayo. Kulapho ke engezwa khona usathane engihlebela amaqhinga.. yathi into kimi...uyazi uma ungase ube nendlela yokuvala umlomo lomakoti ngaphambi kokuthi ayolusaphaza udaba endodeno yakhe ungabe uqedile. Lapho uyambona bandla umakoti kasibali wami akangibuki kwakona kodwa ungipha leya nhlonipho yokuthi ngingumkhwenyana emzini agane kuwo. Kambe ngizomngena kanjani ukuze ngizame ukuzwa ukuthi isiziba sijule kangakanani????? Kuvele kufike indaba yeqhuzu emqondweni wami...ngikhumbule ukuthi kanbe uthe umlami wami baye bazifunde bebobabili izitori zami. Awuthi....ke ngimqale ngibone ukuthi kuzogcina kuphi. Lapho ibhasi ilokhu ima ilayisha ithulula ayikangeni naku freeway. ..sobabili sizokwehla ethekwini.. bese yena ayogibela izinto eziya egoli mina vele ngihlala khona ethekwini. Hawu!....makoti...lefoni yakho inawo u facebook?....ngiyazibuzisa kube sengathi anginakile. Yebo...inawo...kodwa yize umkhwenyana wami engawufuni kwakona...ngivele ngiwudelete uma ezofika....kumanje uma sengizofika egoli ngizowususa...asho ahleke. Hhhawu!...akawuthandi? Yini uthi yini ikinga yakhe no Facebook?...ngoba ningakwazi ngisho nokuxumana ngawo nje kwezinye izikhathi. Weeee.!!!..usho usbali wakho...akawufuni nhlobo....uthi...ufacebook kukhulunywa imikhuba kuwo....asho ahleke abheke le efasteleni..abe ebhucunga ifoni yakhe kancane ngeminwe. Hawu!...imikhuba? Ukuthathaphi yena lokho akushoyo? Yimi ngizwa ukuthi engathi inkulumo yethu ifuna ukuthatha lelijika ebengivele ngifuna iye ngakulo
Weeee!!....dade...wake wacishe walimaza u Zenzile ngoba esuke wathi uthatha ifoni yakhe wayifica kukhona izithombe zabantu abanqunu kuyo....wamshaya waze wayisakaza phansi ifoni ka Zenzile njengoba engenayo nje...wabe esesho ke ukuthi akawufuni kwakona nje u fb. Le eyami uhlezi ezofike ayihlole njalo uma efika...asho ahleke.....azibukele le izintaba lapho ibhasi seliyashosholoza abantu bacishe bagcwale kulo kodwa aligcwele abaningi baye behle lingakongeni ku freeway. Ukuthi yini eyabangela ukuthi ngikhohlwe ukuthi kambe umlami wami lo ebesibhebhana naye izolo igama lakhe uZenzile angazi...kodwa ngethuke sengibuzile..... Ubani uZenzile? ....ngisho ngimbuka engangibuki yena ebheke phansi eqhofoza ifoni ingenuva layo. Ngibone ehleka qede abambe umlomo...ngokungathi...unokumangala okuthile...qede athi... U Zenzile awumazi???? Angi......ngibindeke.....ifike ngokushesha kimi into engikhumbuza ukuthi....tyoooo ukhuluma ngomlami wami lo ebesidlana naye zolo lokhu...kodwa ngivele ngimane ngiqhubeke kube sengathi ngiphazamisekile nje. Cha angimazi....omuphi ke lowo. Yimi lowo ngizama ukufihla ukuthi sengikhumbulile ukuthi ukhuluma ngobani. Hhhhawu!!!..esho ebabaza eze ebamba umlomo wangezansi...lokho ukwenza nje ungathi uphethwe nawukuhleka okuthile kodwa azama ukukufihla....cha ayiii!!!...angisho lutho....asho kwasa kungenza isilima Eish....ukuthi nabo abalami bami basuke babe baningana and angibazi kahle bonke ngamagama...benjalo nje banokufana basebusweni...imuphi lo okhuluma ngaye???? Angibuke okokuqala ngqa elokhu singenile la ebhasini qede athi...awumazi u Zenzile???...qede asho ngesinye isi mile esimenza kuvele okuyizifaca lapha ezihlathini njengoba engibuka emamatheka. Cha....sbali uyangimangaza ukuthi awumazi uZenzile!!!! Ingani ilo owelamana no Nombuso...lapho asho angibuke sengathi kukhona azama ukukufunda lapha emehlweni ami. Ohooohhh..cha sengiyambona ke manje...cha impela nje...ngithi ngisathi ngiyakhuluma angingene emlonyeni athi .. Cha bese ngimangele impela nje ukuthi ungangamazi kanjani uZenzile wenaaa!!!...asho awugcizelele lowo wena wakhe. Cha bese ngikhohliwe phela makoti.... Avele athi...ayyyiiii...okeyyy...angisho lutho...qede azibukele ifoni yakhe abuye abheke ngaphandle efasteleni lebhasi elishwibekayo....ebusweni egcwele ukumamatheka okuxoxa indaba. Kuthi kusenjalo kuvele kukhale ucingo lwakhe...aluphendule. Helow... Yebo....
Yebo ngilitholile... Ngizolala kusisi ethekwini bese ngivuka kahle kusasa ngigibele Yebo Okeyy... Bhabhayi Angibuke ngokungathi uyangintshontsha qede athi bekuwusbali wakho lowo...umkhwenyana wami...ubebuza ukuthi sengigibelile yini. Okey...cha kusho usejahe kabi ukuthi ufike...kusho usekukhumbule...yimi lowo...ngimhlokoloza ngenkulumo. Weeee!!...dade kuzomele afunde ukulinda ke...naye ngimtshelile ukuthi ngizogibela kusasa ukuya egoli namhlanje ngizolala kusisi ethekwini...phela ngingagugela endleleni. Hawu unosisi wakho osethekwini...uhlala kuphi netheku? Yimi lowo ngibe ngimbuka ebheke phansi. EClemont....engiphendula. K...manje kusho ukuthi uzolala kuye namhlanje uvuke kusasa kube ima iyogibela izinto eziya egoli? Yebo. Ngizwe kahle ukuthi uma ngingahlulwa ukusebenzisa leli thuba lokuheha umakoti ka sbali ukuthi ayolala endlini kimi kuyobe kusho ukuthi ngiyisahluleki....ngithuke swngishile engathi kuvele kwaphuma nje lokhu engikushoyo ngingahlosile. Hawu...e Clemont kude kanje!...kutheni ungacelanga mina ngikufihlise ikhanda laphaya endlini??? Asho...kakhulu kube sengathi izintombi ziya emfuleni egegetheka....weeeee...ntombi engathi ngiyabona...mina ngiyolala endlini yakho????kube sengathi kukhona okumethusayo kulokhu akushoyo aze abambe umlomo...qede aqalaze ukuthi abantu abezwanga yini ukuthi uthini. Hawu...yini sbali?...kusho mina...kanti kungaba nani vele? Ayiiiiibooo!...wena!...phela ngiyakwazi...asho angithi qala kancane lapho uselehlisile izwi. Hawu!...ungazi ukuthi nginjani kanti wekoti? Weeee...wena ngikwazi kahle awulunganga....mhlampe ukuba omunye umuntu ngabe ngiyezwa...kodwa wena wonke!... Yini...kanti makoti nginjani mina?....lapho sengiwuzwa uqala ukufutheka kancane manje umthondo ..ingani sesiphezu kwayo lenkulomo yami engiyihlosile.
Cha..sbali...wena ngizazi kahle izimanga ozigila amantombazane...futhi ngizib... ..avele ahleke abambe umlomo...okungathi uphahlukile. Heeee...ngizihlekisa ubala...lapho ngiwuzwa usuqinile ke manje umthondo eblukweni ngize nginyakaze kancane okungathi ngiyazihlela ingani angifuni abone ukuthi nakhoke sengiqhanyelwe... Heeeee...kazi uma uthi...ungazi kahle ungazela kuphi???... Weeee...phela siyayifunda lemigilingwane oyibhala e pagin lakho...futhi...nje..angazi ukuthi abantu abakholwa ukuthi yonke leyanto esuke uyibhale laphaya basuke becabanga kanjani....ubezwe sebephawula ke abangani bakho besho ukuthi bazizwa kanjani...abanye baze bazicelele la kuwe....heeeee...ayiiii ukhona shame...asho engibuka kancane. Heheheee....ngizwe ngifikelwa ukuhleka...qede ngimbuke anganganibuki yena avele abheke le ngaphandle okungathi uyangiziba....ngivele ngelule isandla ngimbambe ehlombe kwasa kumphendula ukuze abuke ngala ngakimi... Aphenduke elandela isandla lesi esimdonsayo angibuke angasho lutho amane athule nje. Awusho wena wazi ngani ukuthi yimi lowaya osuke ebhale kulelo page okhuluma ngalo?....,ngizibuzisa. Aaaaaibo!....kanti wena ucanaga ukuthi awubonakali yuni?...phela liyavela nje igama lakhe kwezinye iziori. Lapho ibhasi isishosholoza iyodlula ngako Ballito....athi uxolo kancane sbali awume ke ngifonele usisi ngimtshele ukuthi sengisendleleni...asho eqhafaza izinkinobho zocingo bese alubeke endlebeni.. Alususe alubuke aphinde alubeke futhi...isikhashana alususe aqede anxaphe...nxxxx...eyiiiii...lungifaka kwi voice mail. Awume ngiphinde futhi....mhlampe luzongena ke manje....alubeke endlebeni....alususe athi...weeee ayiiii angisazi ke manje ukuthi usisi ngizomthola kanjani...kanti uluvaleleleni yena ucingo!...eish..... Kube ima ngifikelwa umqondo wokuthi awuthi je ngimbuze ukuthi....khona usisi wakho lowo uyazi ukuthi ubuzofika namhlanje? Yebo sasikhulumile naye ukuthi kulelisonto ngizokhuphuka ngiye egololi...savumelana ke naye ukuthi ngiyodlula ngilale endlini yakhe...bese ngihamba ngakusasa...manje angazi ukuthi uma evele avale ucingo ucabanga ukuthi ngizomthola kanjani mina...eyiii yazi nje waze wangidina. Kahle makoti usho ukuthi nakhuluma ukuthi uzofika kuye namhlanje or nakhuluma ukuthi kuleli sinto nangalubeka usuku? Yebo sbali sasikhulume kanjalo kodwa asizange sivumelane ngokuthi ngizofika namhlanje kwaba ukuthi nje kuleli sonto ngoba kade kuwukuthi ngizoqale ngizwe kumkhwenyana wami ukuthi u ofa nini ukuze akwazi ukungihlangabeza e park station egoli....ke wase esho ukuthi uzo ofa kusuka namhlanje mina angenyuke ke....kodwa kwaba ukuthi ngizodlula ngilale kusisi ngoba angeke ngikwazi ukuyoma e durban station ebusuku ngilinde ibhasi kungcono ekuseni....mina ke angibange ngakhohlwa ukufonela u Nomagugu usisi ukuthi sengizovele ngisuke namhlanje....njengoba sengimfonela ngingamtholi nje eyiiii...waze wangicika uNomagugu...kanti ucingo olwani uma lubuye luvalwe agaaaah...nje nxxxx...asho umbone ukuthi lokhu kungamtholi kwakhe uNomagugu ocingweni kumcasula ngempela.
Ima ke makoti khona uyakwazi lapho ehlala khona usisi wakho e Clemont? Ngake ngaya kwaba ikanye sihamba naye...kodwa ngamuzwa ethi usewasuka laphaya ayeqshe khona wayohlala kwenye indawo...futhi akukude kakhulu nalapho ayehlala khona ngaphambili...ngoba nesitobhi okwehlikwa kuso sisafana...kodwa ke ukuthi um sengehlile lapho ngizoshona ngamaphi angazi...eyiii...waze wangilaya uNomagugu bakithi. Eyi...ngiyakuzwa makoti noma ngingakuqondi kahle nje ukuthi ufuna ukuthini...kodwa ke zona izimoto eziya lapho ozokwehlika khona uyazazi zima kuphi la ethekwini??? Phela mina ngangihamba naye nje ngiqala ukuya laphaya ahlala khona futhi ngangingeke ngiqaphele yonke leyonto mina ngangilandela yena....eishhhhhh Kodwa khona ngiyazi ukuthi kugitshelwa izinto eziya e Clemont. Heeee....ungixolele sbali kusho mina ....uyazi ukuthi I Clemont inkulu kangakanani...khona uma noma ngingakuyisa kuzo izimoto eziya e Clemont uzofike uthi ufuna eziyaphi ne Clemont? ....uyabona ukuthi uzoduka? Eyiiii...angisazi ke mina manje...kodwa mhlampe uzowabona ama missed calls ami abuyele kimi... Uyabona ukuthi ibhasi selifika e workshop lapho ligcina khona...so...mina bengithi mhlampe kungaba ngcono uma uvele uhambe nami siye lapho ngihlala khona...mhlampe uma kwenzeka efona ke usisis wakho sekungaba ngcono uma ezokuthola uphephile kunokuba uyolahleka le ko Clemont.....so wena ubona kanjani. Eyiiiii...kungcono ngimfonele uMbhekiseni ngimtshele ukuthi usisi angimtholi ocingweni futhi kanti sengisethekwini....asho elungiselela ukuliqhofoza. Ngikhuze ibhadi...ngithi ima...ima...sisi...usho ukuthi uzothi ku mkhwenyana wakho awusamtholi sisis wakho ke usuzoyolala endlini yami?...eeeerrrr???...ngimbuke naye angibuke ngimbone ethamba kuba sengathi akazi kumele enzenjani. Weeee....bakithi...ngingamtshela kanjani nje uMbhekiseni leyonto....angangibulala....kodwa mhlampe vele angeke ngilale nakulala kwakho usisi uzobuye afone . Okey...usho ukuthi uyavuma siye endlini yami...okunye sekuyobonakala ngaleso sikhathi? Eyiiii...mfethu angazi...angisazi mina manje.... Ngibe ngiwa ezikhwameni ngivuka nazo ngikhomba ukuthi kuyahanjwa manje....naye acoshe esakhe ngimbone elandela emuva kwami...kwasa kuzihudula. Ngikhombe itekisi....sigibele iye iyosithi qatha emakethe...ngibe ngikhomba obhopopo bamandiya sisho phakathi...ingani sesiya lapho ngihlala khona e Wena ehostela. La phakathi ebhasini kukhala ne radio ibanga umsindo...ngimbone ebamba amadlebe...okungathi uyesaba...ewavala...abuye awayeke ngimuzwe esethi kanti wena uhlala kuphi? Eeerrrr....ngizama ukuzwa ukuthi uthini...ngize ngisondeze nobuso bami kuye...aphinde abuze...siyaphi kanti? Endlini yami e Wema....
Kube kukhala ucingo ngilubone luphayiza luphayiza...kube sengathi uyethuka ngimbone ukuthi ungathi usesaba nokulibamba manje lize liwe kuphume ne betri kube njeya...lapho ngizwa kahle ukuthi....heeeee...yahlangana idabuli. Emuva kwalolo hambo lwethu nge bhasi enomsindo sigcine sesehlile e Wema....sithi sima nje phansi abe ethi....eyyyiiiii...la kulli theku lenu niphila lempilo yalomsindo...cha mina ngingahlezi ngiphethwe ikhanda nje...yooooo...usho nje sesimi phansi sicosha izikhwama lapho sengizwa kahle ukuthi vele naye uyabona ukuthi akasadabulanga emlonyeni wengwenya ... Ngithi uma ngithatha izinyawo ngilindele ukuthi sizohambisana ngimbone ema engibuka ngalawo mehlo...okungathi axoxa indaba ethile...qede athi....mmmm kazi ukuthi usisi u Nombuso uma engase angibone ngihamba nendoda yakhe angathini nje...ewuuuuu...kodwa ukhona nawe we muntu wenkosi. Hawu ingani usele emakhaya nje angakubona kanjani vele?....yimi lowo ngibuza.....ngihleka kancane. Cha nje kanti akaziwa muntu yini yena la...ongase avele amtshele ukuthi kade uhamba nomunye umuntu wesifazane uyongena naye endlini. Weeee...khohlwa ke la sisi akukho muntu onake izindaba zabanye abantu...futhi akukho muntu omaziyo la. Chaaaa...kodwa sbali...eishhhh... Lapho seaiyahamba nje kuhle kwabantu okudala bazana...siqonde endlini yami...ngivule kwi main door ...ngibe ngiqonda erumini yami...ngivula ngivula namawindi...mangiphenduka ngimbuka umile isikwama abesiphethe usesibeke phansi... umi sengathi akazi uzohlala kuphi....ingani la endlini kunombhede owodwa oyi three quarter....bese kuba isitendi se tv yami eyi flatt screen. ..kuthi ngaphansi kwayo kube idvd player ene...kukhona ne amplifier. Izipikha ezinkulu zimi emaceleni kwesitendi...bese kuthi ngasobondeni kube I two door wardrobe. ..enesibuko phakathi nendawo....nokho ngiyazi khona ukuthi ngangishiye kuhlanzekile la endlini. Hawu...sbali...kuhlaliwa kephi ke la endlini kwakho?...uye lowo uyangibuza. Hlala khona lapho embhedeni ayikho enye indawo ongahlala kuyo ngaphandle kwaleyo... Aaaaiiiibooo!...ngihlale embhedeni ka sbali....ngeke...angiyijwayele ke mina lento othi angiyenze. Suka uzodliwa yini vele uma uhlala kuwo kanti? ....ngisho ngihleka. Aaaaiiiibooo! .. ezenza into okungathi inamahlonyana. Ngivele ngisondele kuye vele akuna space esikhulu sokuhamba la endlini...umnyango singene maqede sawuvala...ngithi uma ngisondela kuye ngimbone ehlehla avele ayokwencika ngomnyango...ngibe sengila eduze kwakhe...ngimbambe emahlombe ngazo zombili izandla ajhophozise ikhanda abheke phansi...okungathi uyesaba ukungibuka...ngizehlise kancane izandla zami size sizobambana ngezandla zombili naye...lapho uselokhu ebheke phansi abuye angithi...qala kube kanye...abuye abheke phansi...okungathi uzama ukuzifihla ubuso ngamahlombe. Ngizidonse izandla zakhe angazidluthuzi kodwa zimane zithambe zilandele ezami...ngizidonse ngendlela yokuthi kube sengathi ngizozibambelelisa esinqeni sami.
Lapho ngivele ngiwuzwe uvuka ngokushesha umthondo...ngizwe kuthi...hlwiiii..ekhanda lami...kuba sengathi kukhona okuthile engikubhemile okuyisidakamizwa. Ngizibeke esinqeni kimi izandla zakhe qede ngimdonse kancane slowly. ..abe sengathi uyabhalansa kancane kodwa nami ngithi ukuqinisa kulokhu kumdonsela kimi...ngimuzwe kusuka unyawo olulodwa lwakhe esondela...siye sincikane ngemizimba....lapho usalokhu elishonise phansi ikhanda...kuhle kwentombi eqala ukuqoma. Ngivele ngimyeke ezandleni ngizizwe zehla zisuka esinqeni sami ngibe ngimbamba kwesakhe isinqa...kuba sengathi ngiyamsondeza...ngiwuzwe umthondo ucika kuye mawala...aqhubeke nje nokulokhu engikhophozela akasho lutho ...kodwa ...ngimuzwa esephefumula sengathi wethukile noma ushaywa uvalo...or inhliziyo yakhe isishaya ngamandla. Ngimuzwe ezama ukuqhelisa isibumbu sakhe lesi esesivele saqondana nomthondo....ngokuthi kube sengathi buyasihlehlisa.... Ngingakunaki lokho kodwa ngivele ngimbambe kube sengathi ngiyamhaga kodwa izandla zami ziphume ngaphansi kwamakhwapha akhe...ngizikhuphule...kancane...zizohlangana la ngasemhlane kuye...kulendawo ehlala ubra ....bese ngithi ukumcindezela kimi esifubeni...ngimuzwe isifuba sakhe sibhakuza senziwa ilendlela asephefumula ngayo manje okungathi umuka namanzi...ngibuzwe ukushisa kwalawo mabhola ezincence zakhe kungifudumeza esifubeni...okungathi ngibaselwe ngelahle. Lokho kuthofozela kwawo...ngiwezwa ebhalansa ngesifuba sami kube sengathi....ngizwa umoya oyingcwele wehlela phezu kwami...unganga maqede...ngizwe inhliziyo yami ishaya sengathi ifuna ukuphuma ngomlomo....kuze kuthi angikhamise. Cha ngithathe isikhathi sami...nje...kuthi lapho kubuya ingqondo kimi ukuthi...nkosi yami nakho okukade ngifisa ukukukwenza kufuna ukwenzeka phambi kobuso bami....ngivele ngehlise ikhanda lami kube sengathi ngifuna ukumhlebela okuthile...ngimuzwe efutha kuba sengathi uyaphakama...uyacoshama...ngisondeze umlomo wami ebusweni bakhe...ngimuzwe kungathi uyafutha...lapho umoya usuphuma ngokunqamukelana...ngimsondeze kimi ngimuzwe encike ngaso sonke isingaphambili sakhe... kodwa akafuni ukuphakamisa ubuso ukuze buqondane nobami. Ngimbambe kube sengathi ngiyamphakamisa ngezandla zami lezi ezingemuva kuye....lapho ngimuzwe ephelela ezingalweni zami ngimuzwe ethamba kungathi uvumela lokhu okwenzeka kuye njengamanje...kodwa ikhanda usalokhu elihlome phansi engangibuki...nezandla zakhe...sezilenga ezinhlangothini zakhe...akangibambambile kodwa umane wazidedela zazohlala phezu kwama hips akhe Kufike into ethi angivele ngimphakamise ikhanda bese ngimqabula...kodwa futhi ngibuye ngzikhuze....ngivele ngisondeze umlomo wami ngasendlebeni...ngiyithinte ngamalips ami esengiwezwa nawo ukuthi ungathi asevele avuvukala.. enziwa ukuqhanyelwa esengikuzwa emthondweni. Athi uma emthinta endlebeni ngimuzwe engathi uohakamisa amahlombe kancane engasheshi... Athi esakuleso simo...engingazi noma usevele wacoshama yini ngezinyawo....ngivele ngithi....iyo ke le nkosazana indlu yami...lapho ngikhulumela straight endlebeni ngokunyenyeza....
Ngimuzwe ethi....aweeeehhh...nkosi...lapho usho ngibe ngiwuzwa umzimba wakhe kanye nesinqa lesi abeke wazama ukusibalekisela umthondo osumhlikiza isibumbu ngaphezu kwesiketi lesi esiyi phinifa. Kuthi uma ngimuzwa engathi uyazinikela kancane ngomzimba wakhe kowami....ngivele ngiwudlulise umlomo wami endlebeni yakhe...kube sengathi ngiwubeka emqaleni...qede ngibe ngimbamba kancane ngama lips ami... ngimuzwe efutha...kungathi uyaphakama futhi...lapho useyahefuzela. Ngikhiphe ulimi...ngithi ukumgijima kancane ngalo ngemuva kwendlebe....ngimthinta nge tip yalo...ngibe ngilukhuphula ngemuva kwayo indlebe ...ngilizwe liphakama ikhanda lakhe kungathi uzama ukungibuka...lapho ulimi sengivele ngaliqondanisa nendlebe straight okungathi ngifuna ukumgoqoza ngalo. Akatshelwanga muntu ukuthi akavele angabambe ngizwe izandla zakhe sezingibamba esinqeni...zingiqinisa...okungathi usefuna nokuwa... Ngithi ukulufaka kancane ulimi endlebeni...aphakame atshwininize...ahhh...ahhhh...ahhhhhhh...lapho umoya usuphuma uyanqamukelana. Kukulowo mzuzu ke lapho engezwa khona ukuthi izandla zakhe seziyehla ziyenyuka lapha kimi kusuka esinqeni zikhuphuke zize ziyofika ngezansi kwamahlombe.... Mina lapho sengivele kwangathi ngiyayiluma kancane indlebe kulendawo ethambile... Ngilizwe liphenduka manje ikhanda libuka ngakimi...ngimuzwe esefutha la eduze kwendlebe yami nami...ngiyawuzwa umlomo wakhe ukuthi usevele wakhamisa...lapho uthi...aaaaahhh...ahhh...ahhh....ssssss... Ukuthi utshelwe ngubani ukuthi akavele azongibamba ubuso abuqondanise nobakhe angazi...kodwa nginuzwe esengibamba ngezandla ezithambile ebusweni bami....engiphendulela emlonyeni wakhe... Mangivula amehle...ngimbuka...amehlo akhe asevele aba mancane...acwebezela izinyembezi...ungathi akusabukeki kahle... Umlomo usewuvule wonke kuhle kwenkukhu eshiswa ukushisa kwelanga....angithi laphalazi...ngawo..lawo mehlo...esangibambile enjalo ngezandla eziqhaqhazelayo...sibukane nami ngiyawezwa vele nawami ukuthi aseyangisinda manje...ukuqhanyelwa sekudlala ngami. Lapho sengime ngasiminca isinqa ngiphushe umthondo osebhlukweni...ngithokoziswa ukukhuhlana kwawo nomzimba ka makoti ka sbali wami... Avele abone ukuthi engathi ngithatha kude angisobozele....abe engilanda ngo kiss oshisayo...odle ngokuqina. Kube ukuthi vele ufike lapho zigawula zikhiphela khona....nami ngimxhume...simuncane lapho okuyizandla akusazi ukuthi kumelwe ukwenza ini...ungafunga ukuthi kukhona esikhuthuzana kona...sesiyabambana siyasobozelana...ngimbambe esinqeni...ngimcindezele kuwo umthondo. ..ngimbone ethwala izandla ekhanda...lapho...uselokhu...ethi...ooooh....mmmmm....aaaaahh..aze aqethukise ikhanda. Ingani ngibuye ngisuke emlonyeni ngizomqabula intamo...ukuthi inomjuluko onosawotana angisenandaba nalokho.....oooohhh....eeeeeyiiii...mmmmmm...mmmmm Lapho sengimuzwa kungathi usezama kwakuwukotela umthondo khona manje usebhlukweni...ngiyasizwa isinqa sakhe sesilokhu siminca sihlangabeza esami...naso esingazibekile phansi.
Vele ufake okuyisikibha ngaphansi kwe jacket. ..ngithi ngizama ukuyofika qathatha kulawo mabhola amabele ebengilokhu ngiwabuka sisebhasini...kusho ukuthi isikibha nale jacket yakhe kuyangiphazamisa akufikeki kahle. Ngivele ngiyidonse naye angilekelele...ayikhiphe ngezingalo...ngibe ngiphakamisa isikibha ngihlangana no bra omhlophe awugqokile....lapho ngibuka ngezansi kwenkaba kuthi angihlanye lapho ngibona kuphuphuzela uboya obusuka ngezansi kwenkaba kuyosithela esiketini lesi asigqokile. Ngibe ngiphakamisa u bra ngiveza amabele....ngingasawuqaqanga....okwenzeka manje ukuthi sekuyaliwa...lapho esevele wencika ngesicabha ukuthi kunobugudlu gudlu obudalwa ukushayiseka kwesicabha asisenanda nakho. Kuthi lapho kuthi bhongqo amabele ehlala obala ebe empitshwe u bra ngasenhle lo engiwuphakamisile Ngibe niwa kuwo ngilibamba elinye ngesinye isandla ngilipotoza leli elinye selisemlonyeni wami...ngilimunca...ngimbone eshaya izinyawo phansi...okungathi uyagida...lapho...usethi...aweeeehhh...mamaaaahhh...aweeeeee......mamaaaaahhh...iiiiiiihhhh...usho aze aqethuke angibambe angiyeke.
Awuthi ngikuphumuze amehlo....hleze asekhathele nawo ukufunda. Uzosho wena ke mfundi ukuthi....umakoti kasbari wami lo uyafisa yini ukwazi ukuthi kwaphelela kuphi okwami naye...

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Noma engakokhumuli umakoti abe nqunu...kodwa indlela ashe ngayo lapha esinqeni... kodwa kuleso sisu esincane okuthi uma ephefumula njengoba esephefumula okungathi ubegijima nje ngenxa yokuqhanyelwa .ngibona kuvela isix pack...lokhu kungenza ngizizwe ngibaseleke ngenye indlela kuba sengathi ngiyahlanya. Lapho naye ungathi uyabona ukuthi indlela isisu sakhe esakheke ngayo siyangihlanyisa. Kodwa uma ngiqhubeka nokumncela amabele lawa ngiwashintshanisa kube ima ngiqaphela ukuthi lokhu akwenzayo ungathi wenziwa ukungajwayeli ukuncelwa ababele ngalendlela. Phela ulokhu enokuzabalaza umuntuwakhona ngingabe sazi noma ingoba ekiyszeka noma ingoba ezwela ubumnandi. Kube wukuthi nangezandla angimyekile ngimphulula sona leso sisi ngibuye... ngiyomfonyoza namabele...lapho nami sengibonile ukuthi umakoti ndini lo ungathi kuyamkitaza lokhu engikwenza kuye...ilapho sengathi uyangikhwezele ekutheni ngimtoboze ngehle naye...ngomlomo ngezindebe ngimbamba ngimyeka okungathi ngimenza i masaji ngazo...avele aphakame ngimuzwe engibamba ekhanda engiqinisa kwasa kungiphusha okungathi ufuna ngigudluke kuye ngiyeke lokhu engikwenzayo. Ngibe ngizizwa kahle nami izindebe zami ukuthi indlela esezishisa ngayo ungathi umlilo....phela nami ngiqhanyelwe ngalendlela exakayo manje igazi liyagima. Lapho sengimshaya ngolimi phezu kwenkaba kubo lobo boya obuphuphuzela lapho...asho ngengila...esshuuuu...uuuu...eshuuuuuuu....lapho useyatabalaza okungamathanga usekuvula aphinde akuvale...acoshame abuye ehle kuzicacele ukuthi naye akasazi kumele enze njani. Imaaaaahh...aweeeehhh...imaaaaa phela mina angiyazi lento ongenza yona...lapho usho kanjalo nje usevele wangibamba ngqi...ekhanda ungathi akasafuni nokuthi linyakaze. Ngivele ngiphakame ngibuye ngime ngiqondane naye....bese ngimbamba ngezandla zombili ebusweni ngasemadlebeni...ngimqondanisa ubuso bakhe nobami...sibe sixhumana futhi ngemilomo....siqabulana...okuwumthondo sekuqine ngalendlela yokuthi sekumane kwaphakamisa kwasabhlukwe lelo engiligqokile ngikuzwa sekumkhuhla isibimbu la ngaphezudlwana nje kukaqhotho. Indlela umthondo osuqhanyelwe ngayo ngiwuzwa sengathi usuconsa amanzi .....ngivele ngibe ngimbamba esinqeni ngimsondeza kuwo...bese ngifake isandla ngaphansi kwesiketi lesi asigqokile...ngimthinte ithanga...kuthi lapho ethinteka ethangeni ngimuzwe kungathi uyagxuma...bese ezosibamba isandla sami okungathi akafuni ngiqhubeke ngimphulule amathanga. Asho...ngezwi...eliqhaqhazelayo okuze kube sengathi uyakhala athi...ayyiiiii....ngeke imaaaa...mina...weeeeeehhh kanti wena ufuna uku....lapho esathi uyakhuluma ngivele ngimbambe emasekeleni ezinqa ngimphakamise... lapho yena ngenxa yalokho kwenza kwami ngimbone ethuka evula amehlo ecabanga ukuthi uzowa .. athi.... ayyyyyiiibo...lapho usho usesemoyeni...sengimbambe ezinqeni ngamfukula ..kwayilezo zandla zakhe abezama ukususa ezami ngazo...ngizizwe sezizobambelela emqaleni kimi. Ngenxa yokuthi lesi siketi esiyiphinifa asigqokile siyambamba sinamathele kuye...lokho kwenze ukuthi athi njengoba esemoyeni nje...kodwa imilenze abe eyiqondisile... Useyahleka manje uyagigitheka okuzwakala kuhambisa nokwesaba ukuwa. Hhaaaaaiiiiboohh...ngizooow...lapho nami sengivele ngavukwa amanye amandla... Ngimphakamise ngiphenduke naye siye soyokwencika ngombhede....sibe siwa siwela phezu kwo...yena abe ngaphansi yimi ngaphezulu. Aweeeehh...imaaah...phela...sikhu...abanjwe ukuhleka...lapho mina sengivele ngawa phezu kwebele ngiyalimunca manje...ngesinye isandla ngibe ngimpuraza amahips ngize ngiyofika kuso kanye isibumbu....ngisizwe siqumbe ngaphansi kulelo phinifa... lapho sengiyasimfamfataha okungathi ngiyayasi testa ukuthi singakanani. Angikwazi okunjeya mina....kuthi lapho ezwa isandla sesigijima ngaphezu...kwesibumbu...kube sengathi uvukwa uyoma umfazi womuntu....avele aqine qede abe epaquza aze abhekise ikhanda phezulu...lapho umlomo usewuvule wonke ukhamisile....okuyiduku elisekhanda ngilibone lizomboza ebusweni. Athi lapho esawulolo godo ngibe ngehla futhi...ngomlomo...ngizogijimisa isihloko solimi phezu kwenkaba...kube sengathi ngiyayizungeza ngalo....ngehle naso isisu...lapho ulimi selugijima phezu kwalezo ziboya zakhe ezithambile ezingezansi kwenkaba...ngimuzwe engathi uyaphakama uzama ukungiphusha ngesinqa...okungathi uyafenda. Lapho okuyisiketi sekuvele kwenyuka ke manje amathanga sengiwezwa eshisa ezandleni zami....ngehle njalo ngolimi ngize ngiyovinjwa ilapho kuhleli khona isiketi esinqeni.. still ngilokhu ngimkhotha ngesihloko solimi nje ngiluthambisile. Ngenxa yokupaquza akwenzayo okuhambisana nokugigitheka abuye kube sengathi uyethuka.....ngizithole sengingene phakathi kwawo amathanga kamakoti...athi uyabenuza ngibe ngilwa nokwenyusa isiketi lesi asigqokile....lapho useyangibamba kube sengathi uyangiphusha abe ezama ukungisondeza emlonyeni wakhe. Cishe ngokwakhe wabe esafuna siqhubeke nokuqabulana...kodwa mina ngaleso sikhathi sengifuna ukuqondana naleliqhuzu eliluma kakhulu elibizwa ngokuthi u qhotho. akathule....belu....bhuti...bhuti...imaaaaa...ngiyesaaaba...mina lento...ongeee...athi engakoligwinyi...sibe sesihleli obala isibumbukazi esiqhoshe ephentini eliphingi elihlotshiswe ngokungathi izinhliziywana ezibomvana. Okuyisiketi sengikudonse ngakwenyusela esiswini phezu kwenkaba....amathanga asengaphandle wonke...kwamane kwasala kuqhoshe sona isibumbu esiqhoshe ngaphansi kwephenti. Ngiwuzwe uthuthumela ke manje nami owami umzimba kube sengathi umthondo uzoqhuma ngenxa yokuqhabyelwa....lapho umlomo wami sengivele ngayowubeka kuso kanye lelo gquma lesibumbu engithi uma ngilibuka liqhoshile lenziwa nawukuthi njengoba elele ngomhlane nje embhedeni umakoti...imilenze iyalenga ilengela phansi.. Kuthi angihlanye sengihlanyiswa nayilezozinza engizibona ziphuma emaceleni kwephenti kuba sengathi zimile nasethangeni uqobo lwalo. Aweeeehhh...bhuti...sbali...kantiiii...ungenzaaa...lapho usho useyaqhwishisa ngibona isinqa sesilokhu sifenda ubala okuyizandla zakhe usevele wazongibamba ekhabda okungathi ungicindezelela kuso isibumbu. Ngiwabeke ama lips ami omlomo phezu kwesibumbu....qede kube sengathi ngiyasimamfuza kancane ngawo...ngimuzwe ethi...mmmm....aaaaahhh...awiiiiihhhh...asho abe engiyeka ngezandla zakhe zombili ayozibamba ekhanda...alihliphize okuyiduku ekhanda ngikubone sekuhleli laphaya eceleni kwekhanda. Ngisizwe siphakama isinqa engihlangabeza ngaso emlonyeni...ngimbuke kancane ngamehlo lapho useze waqethuka...ikhanda ulibhekise phezulu...ungathi usehleka inhlinini...kubuye kube sengathi usesesimweni sokubeletha khona manje...ngimbone ehlina kungathi ufuna ukukhanula akhiphe ikhanda lengane khona manje... emlonyeni ungathi usephephetha ubala. Ngkhuphule izandla zombili...ngiyompotoza amabele...izingono seziqine okungathi zizoqhuma..umzimba usugcwele uhlevane wonke....khona lapho ngimuzwe esezobeka nezakhe izandla phezu kwezami kuba sengathi uyangilekelela ekutobozeni lama bullets ezingono zakhe ....lapho...usethi...aaaahhh...ssssss...aaaahhhh.... aweeeee....abuye kube sengathi uyahleka uphinde unqamuke umoya...lapho isinqa sakhe sesivele sangena egiyeni.. sesulokhu sehla senyuka kancane efenda umlomo wami....amathanga akhe sekungathi usefisa nokuwabophela emakhoneni ombhede. Iphenti selimanzi toxo...lapho akasenawo namahloni okubenuzela usibali wakhe emdufuza ngesibumbu ehlekeze amathanga. Ngivele ngimphakamise ke manje ngilidonse iphenti emaceleni....ngakuma hips zinhlangothi zombili...libanjwe izinqa ....avele aphakame elivumela libe lihla....lithi lapho selisemathangeni...kube ima ngibona ukuthi selimanzi okungathi usechamile. Ngilidonse lehle ngimuzwe elikhahlela ngezinyawo ngenkathi liyophuma emaqakaleni....lapho...isihlephuhlephu seqguma eliqumbile...kwaze kaba sengathi liyaqhosha...seliphambi kwami. Uqhoho usuvele phakathi kwezindebe zengquza ngiwubuka usulokhu ufingqana kuhle kuka shobishobi. Lezo zinza ezimila zize ziyonamathela emathangeni....ngivele ngizwe sengishilo ngathi...yoooo...bakithi lomfazi...lapho ngisho naye uselokhu eyipaquzisa ingquza phambi komlomo wami. Akathule njalo...sekungathi ushona evumbuka emanzini...okuyisisu kubophane kuye kuvele leyo 6 pack...lapho ungathi useyagwiliza emanzini...oooooohhh...bhuti....aweeeeehh...kanti wena unjaniiiihh....aweeeeee....maaaayoooohhh. Usho lapho vele sengivele ngaluphisela ulimi...ngithi ngiqala nje ngibe ngilufaka kuba sengathi ngilicwilisa kuyo kanye imbobo yengquza.....amemeze....yoooohhh...aweeeehhh...usho lapho usevele wayozemboza ubuso ngazo zombili izandla....imilenze useyihlekeze yonke...ubona ngayo kuphela ingquza ishona ivumbuka ihlangabeza ulimi efenda. Aaaayiiii....ayyyyiiiii.....mmmmmm...mmmmmm....aaaaaahh...aaaaasssshhh...lowo msinjwana awenzayo usungathi ungipha umfutho wokuyigoqoza ingquza okungathi kukhona engikucingayo kuyo ngolimi. Ngimbone edonsa imicamelo yomibili embedeni....kuba sengathi uzozemboza ubuso....aphinde ayiphonse le emaceleni ....izandla sekungathi ziyamphazamisa. Lapho engikwenza kuleqhuzu angiphuthumi...kodwa ngizinika isikhathi....ngizwa kahle ukuthi.... luuutho angeke ngijahe ukuyofika kuqhotho...kodwa ngisadila nezindonga zayo ingquza...ngibuye ngiluphisele lonke ulumi emgodini....ngize ngiyowuthinta ngekhala uqhotho....ngimuzwe ethamba...engibamba ekhanda angiyeke...akhale... Aweee...mmm...sssss...shuuu...lapho ubuye ngingazi noma uzama ukuzitoboza amabele yini noma kwenzakalani...asho ngengila....iyashiiiisa...iyashiiiiisaaah...bhuti. yashiiiiisaaaaa....mmmm....mmmaaaamaaaweeee.... ngazeeeeehhh Lapho indlela asefenda epaquza ngayo ungathi akasa controleki....useze asiphakamise isinqa ngisizwe si qhaqhazela emoyeni...elandela ulimi....lapho ingquza isimanzi xooo...kuze kuzogcwala ngisho nasezihlathini kimi ubumanzi bayo...nasekhaleni. Ngenxa yokufenda kwakhe osekunomfutho omkhulu....kungenze ngithuke sengiphezu kwawo uqhotho. Lapho isishibilika ngendlela yokuthi ulimi seluyazigijimela nje kuyo...kwawona ama lips ayo ingquza asehlekezeke okunhathi ayisophinde ibuyele esimweni sayo ivaleke. Ngibe ngiwudumela uqhotho. ..ngiwunqaka ngolimi...athi ufenda kwasa kwehla ngihlale kuwo uqhotho ngolimi...akatshelwanga muntu ukuthi akayiphakamise imilenze...ngabona ngayo isisantuzeke ibheke emaceleni...iqondile aze ayilekelele ngezandla ukuyibamba ihlale iqondile injalo.. Ngimbone isidlikiza kungathi...abafana bespansula beshaya idlikiza...lapho mina okuwuqhotho...sekungathi ngilwa nawo...angisawuncengi nhlobo... ngiwuphusha ngolimi....athi..lapho ethi...yooooo...ahhhhh...ngibe ngiwuqhweba ngalo maqede...ngiwumunce....ngiwumunce...aphakame isinqa silenge emoyeni...athi lapho ezidedela ewela embhedeni kusale omude uxwaaa...lo. Lapho usevele wayigoqa imilenze emadolweni okungathi ufuna ukulala phezu kwayo.. ingani uzama ukulekeleka ekutheni angiyithole kahle ingquza... Akasabambeki umfazi womuntu...madoda...lapho sekungathi usefisa ngisho ukukhumula ikhanda leli emqaleni...indlela aliphonsa ngayo emaceleni....ekhamisile...abuye azilume udebe lwangezansi...kube sengathi lokho akwanele...wavele waqonda ukuyiketula ke manje imilenze...ngibe ngimlekelela...ngiyiphusha ngemuva...epheceka iye ayohlala eduze kwamadlebe amadolo...lapho usevele walihlekeza lonke ikhekhe lika sbali. Indlela osuqhoshe ngayo uqhotho ubheke phezulu...ngibe ngiyibona nembobo yengquza ingibuka nayo isimane yazivulekela kwavela leyandawo ebomvu ephakathi...ngisho ngithi cha okwami ukusele manje ukuvele ngihlikize nasi isidlo. Njengoba vele mina bengenza yonke lento ebengiyenza ngimi phansi ngivele ngiluyeke unyawo olulodwa olunye ngilubambe ngesandla esisodwa asale eketukile zinjalo ngokukhawuleza ikuhlangene nokungxama ngibe ngikhumula ibhlukwe ngileqa ngiqonda ngqo kuyo Lapho kuphuma ini yona yomthondo...into esiconsa amafutha into esingqaphaza okuthi uma ithinteka kube sengathi izothi...ndong...kuhle kwentambo yesiginci. Lapho bandla umfazi ka sbali uselokhu eketukile elindele ukuzwa ngawo ususho phakathi. Ngenxa yokuphakama kamnandi kombhede wami wase histela...okuvele kungenze ngiqondane kamnandi nengquza...ngibe ngimbamba ngimphusha ngazo zombili izandla...ekutuka mo...isinqa size kube sengathi silenga emoyeni...ngiwuqondise khona kuyo ingquza. Lapho uselokhu engiphatha phatha ezingalweni nasebusweni...amehlo evalekile...azongithinta nesifuba...uyabona ukuthi akukho asekufisa manje ngaphandle kwe soseji lami elishisa bheee. Ngithi uma ngiqondana nayo imbobo...izandla zami zimbambe ngemuva emadolweni ngimketulile...ngiwuphushe ngisibone siminca kancane isinqa okungathi siyanambitha. Ngivele ngiwubambe ngesinhe isandla...qese ngiwuqondise kuqhotho ngaso...bese ngithi ukuwuhlikiza ngekhinqi...ngimuzwe ethi...mmmm....bhu...bhuuuutii...sthaaaandwa sami...usho lapho sekungathi umuka nomfula. Ngifende kabili kathathu...phezu kukaqhotho...ngizwe ngezandla zakhe sezizama ukungibamba esinqeni...engisondeza angazi noma ucabanga ukuthi ngiyawugeja umgodi yini noma ingoba enziwa ubumnandi? Mmmm....aaaaahhh.... fffffff... ssssss....ungathi akasazi kumele athini. Ngingakunaki ukungidonsela kwakhe kuyo imbobo yengquza...kodwa ngike ngizanelise ngawo uqhitho lo....ngiwuhlikize ngekhinqi indlela engiwuohusha ngakhona umthondo uze uyofika ngezansi kwenkaba... Akhale...aweeee.. babyyyy...faaaakaaaa pheeela...mmmm....uyangibulaaaa.....laaaaahhh... Ngibe ngiwubamba ngesandla qede...kube sengathi ngimshaya ngalo ikhinqi kuwo uqhotho... ngimuzwe kungathi uthambisa okukukabhanana ovuthwe kakhulu....lapho indlela esimanzi ngayo ingquza sekuze kuyofika kule duvet endlaliwe embhedeni. Athi....aweeee....maaaaaahhh....aaaahhhhh......mmmm.....ngazeeeee...ngafaaaaaa namhlaaaaaanje. Athi esathemeleza enjalo ngibe niwuqondisa kuyo ingquza maqede ngiwufake ngesihloko...bese ngidlalise isinqa..ngisitshukutshe...side to side. ..phansi naphezulu...lapho kusazingenele isihloko nje kuphela. Athi...aweee...aweeeee...mmmm... aweeee.....mmaaaaahhh... Avele angidumele esinqeni angidonse ngazo zombili izandla....ngiwuzwe udabula izibilini zakhe...ushubuluza ungena kulokho kushisa okukitazayo...ngithi ngizama ukuzibamba ngingavumi ukuwufaka wonke avele angihlangabeze ngesinqa ibe iwumimilita wonke ingquza umthondo wami.... Ngimbone ekhamisa ewavula wonke amehlo....qede aphinde awavale...abe ekhala...aweeee...aweeee....maaaahhh...sthandwa sami...ngiyakuqala ukwenziwa kanjeeee....mmm...nkosi yami....ngeke ngeke angisamfuni....ngeke...ngizohlala naweee...aweeeee... Lapho usho ngiwuzwa uqhweba uguduluza ingaphakathi lengquza.umthondo...nami lapho okuyisinqa angisakunike thuba ngikwenzisa umsebenzi wakho...ngisiphonsa le nale...ngiwuphushe uyobhajwa ngamasende akhamise...akhale...abize zonke izihlobo zakhe. Cha...phumula mfundi....okusalayo umakoti walala lapha endlini yami e hostela.... Okwenzeka emuva kwalokho usuyokuthola kwesizolandela....uma usafisa ukuzwa ukuthi kwenzakalani emuva kwalokho... iyaqhubeka indaba

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